collegiate muffdiver


a pseudo-les, always young and middle-cl-ss.

best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-cl-ss female who is just p-ssing thru the lesbian experience.

extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. this cl-ssic c-m-d puts tongue to p-ssy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual p-ssy. she has moved on in life.
“she said ‘my girlfriend’ five times in a thirty-word sentence. oy, dot’s a collegiate m-ffdiver!”

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