Collingwood Shuffle


leaving an afl (australian rules football) game before its conclusion in antic-p-tion of impending loss. most common amongst collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en m-sse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to broadmeadows endures to this day.

also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 grand final, effectively ending geelong’s hopes of back-to-back premierships. and the collingwood shuffle commences!!

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