Colognial Soldier


when you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.
guy 1: hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

guy 2: (sniffs) dude, that smells like sh-t!

guy 3: haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

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