colohottie


a girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any girl should. he likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. a colohottie is one who will lead on any girl in a 2000 mile radius. he lies way too much, and is as moody as a girl on her period. his stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn’t getting any tonight. he wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by day. if someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that sh-t.
dude, that was so uncolohottie.

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