Colombian mud slap
the act of scoping s-x juices from a females -ss and slapping her across her face with it.
that b-tch was so sk-nky she begged hantzel to give her the colombian mud slap.
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someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. or a half cast person who thinks they are fully black. white man: bruv there’s bare heads in this joint, and i’ve got so much swagger. friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black p-ssy.
- getting goo in the canoe
when you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded. steven: hey man where’d david go? john: yeah now that you mention it jessica is gone too jeff: oh david? he’s busy getting goo in the canoe over there steven/john: nice, nice
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- anti-poon tactic
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