colon choker


the extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a “straight” but talks a “f-g”, can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man’s junk, this species can also be refered to as “halfaf-gs” and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.
this wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. the ravenous -ss mongers are severe manly–ss glarers. although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of f-giness.

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