colon turd
half man, half eagle, half -n-s hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard tr-mm-ng and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. you most likely will find him either in a gym or p-ssed out in the woods with only one shoe on.
oh look! its a bird. it’s an indian. no…it’s a colon t-rd!!!
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