colon


the bloated sack in which resides in the -n-s. it is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. the toxins in the gas are enough to render a sn-b unconscious. the gases are expelled on a daily basis from the -n-s approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
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