colonel saunders
a colonel saunders is when you’re making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her p-ssy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say “mmm; that’s finger lickin’ good!”; just like on the old kfc commercial.
i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!
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