Colonsequences


1. a loose b-mhole.

2. the physical ramifications of years of being on the ‘receiving end’ of vigorous h-m-s-xual activity.

gay dude 1: “that winston isn’t as tight as he used to be.”

gay dude 2: “it’s not his fault, he used to go out with big joe. he should’ve known there’d be colonsequences.”

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