color tard
a person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can’t stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. they will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won’t stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it’s just a place for girls who weren’t talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
madison: “hey do you know julie?”
peter: “yeah she’s a total color tard and won’t shut up about it.”
mean thing to call members of the color gaurd
look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard
a member of a colorguard organization, usually brainwashed into thinking their cult has some sort of artistic, athletic, or entertaining merit.
she was trying to explain some stupid cr-p about flags and i yawned, and she walked off in a fit, what happened?
she’s a colortard.
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