when someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of colorado).
i had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because i was colorado sober.
s*x monkey jimmy gonzaga: woah what is that?! bob: i don’t know, what is it? joe: it’s a s*x monkey. it is more formally known as raajan.
alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one’s affection for/to another person as if they were one’s bro, usually a result of a drunken situation. brandon: dude, i totally can’t believe you brofessed to sam last night. dave: yeah i know, i’ve only talked to the guy once or twice before.
- steamin' the clam
when she won’t open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin’ the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink. paul couldn’t get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside paul started steamin’ the clam […]
- youtube welfare
a welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making youtube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job. steve: hey bob, has your kid found a job yet? bob: nope. he on youtube welfare and sitting on his *ss recording himself playing video […]