coloring books for christmas
the cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger sayuncle of knoxville. usa.
“sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for christmas.”
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