colossal panda
an asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) however his p-n-s is still of asian size. instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
english man: wow that asian’s kinda tall
english man 2: yea thats a colossal panda
english man: has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
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