colour popen


when one ventures into the outside world late at night (between 3am and 6am looking for more booze/s-x/drugs in particular), and decides to wear as many inappropriate and brightly coloured clothes as possible simultaneously, they are said to be a colour popen. reasons for dressing like a colour popen can vary from sheer idiocy, undesiarable weather conditions and/or being highly intoxicated.
“jesus christ almighty, and moses and joseph and all the saints above! jenny and jemima ye look like f-ckin’ colour popens the pair of ye!”

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