columba

columba is the genus, or family name given to all types of pigeon.
there are very many types of pigeon, and the latin name of each type begins with columba.
they are intelligent enough to have the ability to navigate very long
pre-determined-(repeated)-flight-paths.
they mate for life, or until their mate dies, this shows loyalty.
the huge populations of pigeons world-wide shows that they have had the intelligence to evolve and survive;
and prosper!
not all birds are as thick as chickens.
columba palumba means wood-pigeon.
columba livia means rock-dove:(the common city pigeon.)
there are thirty or forty different kinds of pigeon, a few of which are now extinct.
when “exploring” what you think is virgin teritory when it is actually “owned” by someone else. baisically doing a s-xual act with someone you think is a virgin only to find out that she/he isn’t!!
“dude that girl last night, well i was columbased!”
“hot d-mn!”
having s-x with a virgin; exploring new teritory
last night that guy i made love too was a columbas
a bunch of f-ckwits
look at that columba
columba

a columba is a rare genus of roadmen. you can usually locate this genus in habitats full of asian roadmen, i.e bradford or lockwood where the first columba was discovered, other than these two places the columba has not been spotted. they know a vast amount about islam without being a muslim, they also seem to some how make extremely rascist jokes or comments toward those of middle eastern background without being reprimanded or even agitating the asian roadman, some say by magic some say who the f-ck cares. in conclusion columba is a rare genus of roadmen now nearly extinct so please be careful around them/it, you can identify one in the wild by these defining traits:

being followed by a possy of pakistani roadmen whilst he rides a bike up front

being quite quiet then turning into a complete lunatic once he knows what happening.

having a toned body and yet tries never to fight.

can literally never get angry unless his middle eastern possy is threatened or when the aggressor has made a h-m-phobic comments in which case your best option would be to buy him a delicious take away i.e pinos.

a columba loves cycling and will ching a bike thief down as soon as he sees them.

a columba is very quite and with holds his wisdom till the time is right so don’t pester it.
david: hey look it’s a columba i hate that f-ggot

the columba: *ears pr-ck up and he slowly turns his head to look directly into davids eyes as if he was peering into his very soul* “what was that david did i hear you making a h-m-phobic remark ”

david: “i called you a f-ggot”

the columba: *stares directly i to david’s eyes and somehow david spontaneously combusted and all that was left was pile of purple ashes with a single ginger hair. the columba then proceeds to walk away in his puffer jacket*