columbia, ct


a town in connecticut that is claimed to be the safest. the town in small but mono pond is where teens go to smoke and f-ck in the woods and do donuts i’m the parking lot. also where pedophiles wait for little kids to show up at rec park. lots of rich stuck up old people live here.
person: where do you live?
me: columbia, ct
person: have you been rated yet?

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