Columbian Colonoscopy
v. the act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
vanessa: “ouch! my -ss is still hurting and my heart is pounding! what happened last night?”
manuel: “actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a columbian colonoscopy… you’re welcome!”
vanessa: “oh that makes sense.”
manuel: “by the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the c-ke.”
vanessa: “lame!”
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