Columbian VCR
the columbian vcr occurs when a man, often desperately in need of s-xual release and his hand just doesn’t fulfill his s-xual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his c-ck and thrusts it into his old vcr because he can’t get any actual p-ssy. and in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the vcr and so he has to try the eject b-tton which f-cks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his p-n-s from the mechanical abyss of the vcr, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(guy) im pretty h-rny, and the b-tches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { – inserts d-ck into vcr – } oh yeah, thats nice!!! oh, sh-t!!! my d-ck is stuck. { – calls paramedics – )
(medic) h-llo, please state your emergency.
(guy) oh man i was doing a columbian vcr and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh sh-t!
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