Columbus Cherry Fondue
when a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. he then proceeds to dip his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s into the fresh feces . the male biped then continues to place his feces covered scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh t-st-cl-s and feces.
dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during s-x last night and she started yelling at me. she told me to columbus cherry fondue her. i didn’t know what that meant so i just took a sh-t on her chest, dipped my b-lls in it and then made her suck on them. that shut her up.
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