comb your beard
a figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to stfu.
taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of fox network’s x-men animated series, by one randy hayes and one xavier nazario of my way productions.
‘the juggernaut’ (hayes) interrupts ‘black tom c-ssidy’ (nazario), saying “comb your beard, i don’t want to hear that sh-t.”
slang for “calm down”, usually used in ebonics.
charles: omg why did you walk out of the room?
dwayne: comb your beard m-th- f-cka, i was hungry!
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