Comblumpkin
the s-x act of getting your c-ck sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.
sh-t, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on aim remember?
ya man, what were you doing?
i was getting a comblumpkin.
aww yeah!!
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