Comcasting


when you take your universal comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).
me and jake went comcasting last night. it was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.
used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks “where’s my latte”
can you write a report on the history of the world…is that report on the history of the world ready yet? – comcasting
verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.
nah i can’t play left for dead, there’s a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting 🙁
comcast (-ing) (-ed) – verb
1. an abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. a paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
after being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me i had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. i hung up when i realized they were comcasting me.
(v) the act of changing a neighbor’s tv programs with you’re comcast remote. generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors’ reaction. this works because all comcast remotes work with all comcast cable boxes.
paul:hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
jimmy: i’d rather go comcasting.

barb: why did the tv channel just change?
marge:it’s those darn kids, they’re always comcasting.

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