come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh
come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh
a pickup line used to hit on some medieval p-ssy!
say this to a girl you would like to get in with.
you: “come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh”
her: “take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!”
by charlie d-ck(onson) january 23, 2012
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