Comet
a small icy body–usually only a few kilometers across–that orbits a star. most comets orbit the sun beyond the outermost planets in an enormous cloud known as the oort cloud.
like asteroids, comets are builders’ rubble left over from the formation of the planets.
a collection of marijuana resin from its build-up in pipes and bongs that is rolled into a ball for smoking later.
wanna smoke a comet? wanna do some comets? wanna smoke some tails and comets?
a chain of electrical appliance stores in the united kingdoms. have a record of f-cking people over when it comes to warranty & repair.
“hey, you’ve got to get this on camera!”
“i can’t. i sent it off to get repaired at comet”
“wasn’t that like 9 weeks ago?”
“yeah…”
another word for cocaine.
let’s snort a few lines of comet.
when a person p-sses a kidney stone when they are about to let loose into their partner.
“dude, i was just about the j-zz inside her vajayjay when i launched a comet!”
when you moon somebody and your entire b-llsack shows.
comet- mooning someone and they see your nut-sack.
in racing, someone who starts their career with a decent win streak.
white comet fc3s from initial d.
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