Comfail
top definition
to fail miserably at various things.
examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and s-xual intercourse. basically life.
also while having s-x with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
the com puts an emphasis on the fail.
-use 1-
guy 1: dude you suck at video games. you are always dying…
guy 2: yeah i know, i know, i am a comfail.
guy 3: yeah you are.
-use 2-
guy 1: man i called her tasha….. her name was emily
guy 2: dude that’s a comfail and a half….
guy 1: that halted any chances of s-x after…
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