comfen undens
the m-ssive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.
i feel so gross! can’t wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!
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