comic book guy
in the simpsons episode following superbowl xxxix, the comic book guy tells ned flanders that his real name is jeff albertson.
jeff albertson, owner of the android’s dungeon, was known as the comic book guy for years.
simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. he tends to use a catch phrase of “worst (insert word) ever.”
worst definition ever.
(noun)
anyone that has the characteristics of the comic book guy from the simpsons. some characteristics include:
– arguing excessively (especially on internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original star trek series from 1950 whatever.
– informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. “you should be informed microsoft has released another minor update patch for the internet connection wizard for windows 95.”
– insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book t-tles to back their point up.
– fat -rs-d/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
– skinny -rs-d with trimmed facial hair, gl-sses and a pony tail.
– always has the fastest internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
– doesn’t like another person you cl-ss as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don’t get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
i left my msn on auto file accept accidentally and went out. when i got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
the guy from “the simpsons” who sells
comic books at his store, “the android’s dungeon”. overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up p-rn.
his real name was revealed to be “jeff albertson”.
“there is no emoticon for what i’m feeling”
-comic book guy
best. example. ever.
the guy from “the simpsons” who sells
comic books at his store, “the android’s dungeon”. overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up p-rn.
his real name is a mystery.
“there is no emoticon for what i’m feeling”
-comic book guy
see rocknroll1
1. “your logic is cheap”
2. “worst. logic. ever”
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