Commando Lunge
a commando lunge is the act of using command pro in call of duty: modern warfare 2. if you use commando pro, you are capable of:
-snipe knifing from any distance at all
-jumping off the cliff in afghan without being damaged whatsoever
-killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
-knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
-not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
-never dying unless shot from behind
-being a total -sshat
player1: hey bro…
player2: whats up dude….
-player1 gets knifed by player2-
player1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f—
player2: u mad bro?
player1: well yes, i am mad that you f—— commando lunged me from the f—— bunker while i was on top of the cliff you total d—
player2: u mad?
player1: you f—— d—– bag son of a f—— c— a– mother f—
player2: i’ll take it you are slightly angry at me
player1: no s— sherlock… ugggghhh dumba–
player2: welcome to call of duty bro…
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