Commuting the Bakerloo line
when two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their b-m holes and sh-t through it into each other’s -rs-s.
last night i went over to matt’s and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my -rs-. once i’d done this he paced his -n-s on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. i asked him what we’d just done and he told me we’d just been commuting the bakerloo line. we’d not even left the house.
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