Comp surfer


comp surfer
one who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. one who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
aka a cr-p weasel or goverment b-tch (or d-ck)
sh-lly can’t be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
sh-lly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

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