Companion Dog Club


an -ssortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs….). they thriven e on their ability to control dogs. they put these poor creatures through agility training, behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. they call their pets their “children” and may even let them swim in their pools. they even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! they are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with – resembling german sheppards in a way.
hey – let’s meet at the companion dog club training center tonight!

sure kelly – are we still going to pretend we are sisters?

Read Also:

  • condrama

    the usually unnecessary drama that takes place at conventions (cons). usually caused by factors such as lack of sleep, long driving trips, carrying heavy luggage, cosplay malfunctions, seeing someone else with the same or better cosplay, malnutrition, hotel room and roommate issues, romantic breakups, betrayal that is taken personally, extreme heat, etc. con drama is […]

  • Conductors Hat

    a metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails anyone got a conductors hat i’m about to do some huge rails toot toot

  • confiscate

    to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment their land was confiscated after the war. the teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in cl-ss.

  • confussald

    a word for being confussed about the wh-r- thats grinding on you at the very moment and you decide that its s-xy to do it in a baby crib boy: i’m so confussald right now baby. girl: your crushing our baby!

  • Conga Frackin Hacker

    this was first used by russell billo un-intentionally when he slamed his finger in the attic door. no one is for sure on it’s meaning… conga fracken hacker!!


Disclaimer: Companion Dog Club definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.