Compass turd
a comp-ss t-rd is created when a person eats two consecutive high fiber meals. the first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. the eater then p-sses both meals in the same defecation. the high fiber content in the comp-ss t-rd will hold a st-rdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the comp-ss t-rd pointing straight up and down.
the scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a comp-ss t-rd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. the scouts who could birth the best fecal comp-ss were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward t-rd
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