compassionate conservative

a conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. read: oxymoron.
no examples, none exist.

george w. bush, a comp-ssionate conservative, uses his middle finger to greet a group of minorities, h-m-s-xuals, and peace activists.
the phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted b-st-rds
ghengis khan’s mommy? hitler on christmas morning? strom thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? “the neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother’s head, justifying his reputation as a comp-ssionate conservative.”
they hand you a tube of ky before the rape you up the -ss.
gearge w. bush isn’t even a comp-ssionate conservative!
someone or something that simply doesn’t exist.
rick’s hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a comp-ssionate conservative.
a big, steaming pile of bullsh-t.
watch where you step out in that pasture, don’t wanna get comp-ssionate conservative on your shoes.
the phrase used by george bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. it’s like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. to get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

one day, one lion said to another “comp-ssionate predator…i like it”
comp-ssionate conservative- americans are hopeful that in bush’s second term, the comp-ssionate side will kick in.
one with mostly conservative views but who wants to differentiate themselves from the more hard-line conservatives of old.
robin williams: comp-ssionate conservative. i don’t know what that is, it sounds like a volvo with a gun rack.