competish

short for compet-tion. used for minute-long chats between friends, quick sizing-ups between teammates, conversations among reality tv fans etc.
greta: i wish i wasn’t a cheerleader.
farrah: ugh, you’re just saying that because you’re nervous for tomorrow’s competish.

dirk: hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
nigel: psssh, tough competish.

barb: i totally think she should’ve won america’s next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
kemp: well, what can we do? this year’s competish was cutthroat.
a word in the “slanguage” used in the famous film industry magazine variety. other examples include “c-mes” (for “c-mulative totals”), “thesp” (for “thespian” or “actor”), prexy (for “president”) and “perf” (for “performance”).
“though no hit with the crix, pic’s boffo homevid c-mes recall fight club, another pitt starrer for the frog. new prexy weiss is also excited about new wilson brothers laffer…”
a truncated version of the word “compet-tion.” although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal compet-tiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.
f-ck. i’m not going to get into grad school. there’s just too much competish!