Complex Fuckboy
not to be confused with your basic f-ckboy, complex f-ckboy’s come across as nice young men. they do decent in school and hangout with a good crew. this is an illusion. a complex f-ckboy is an absolute b-tch-ss (most likely with an idiotic name) who is completely oblivious to the fact that they are a total -sshole. this is the type of guy that can get a nice girl but still wants to f-ck around. he will text you first and lead you on (even for months), just to f-ck with girls feelings. he’ll make you feel like he really cares about you by not immediately trying to hookup, wanting to “get to know you” first. this guy knows how to get girls and legitimately thinks that what he’s doing is okay.
how to spot a complex f-ckboy:
-decent good looks.
-drives a p-ssy -ss car. ex: civic, jetta, cobalt, etc.
-respects his mom, but not women.
-thinks that ball is life.
-claims that he’s “not like other guys”
-probably wears the same four sweaters over and over again.
if you’ve ever caught feels for a complex f-ckboy you were probably pretty devastated when things didn’t work out because he made you fall hard for him. guarantee it takes him about a week to start wheeling again, the jealousy will be real. but just remember, this dumb -ss n-gg- eventually loses the respect of all women because he’s f-cked over every available or willing chick.
complex f-ckboy: “girl, i like you a lot. but i don’t think i can date right now”
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