compressticles
male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. a portmanteau of compress and t-st-cl-. often relieved by standing and either bouncing the b-lls or general shaking.
he exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: “sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!”
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