comptard
main entry: 1 comp·tard
pr-nunciation: ‘kämp-‘tärd
etymology: modern engrish, from middle haddish or hadbrew; middle spanglish comptarder, from latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: cyber impede
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological r-t-rdation
synonym see lamer
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
– comp·tard·er noun
function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : karrey doesn’t even know how to send images to people over the net, she’s a comptard.
2 : liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; she even criticizes hadley’s misspellings on definithing.com, she’s definitely not a comptard.
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