Computer Virus


1.) any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) any program on your computer that completely f-cks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) a said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn’t know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn’t know what it was
4.) windows
person 1: my computer keeps crashing, i think it has a virus.
person 2: did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: no.
2: did you download any strange files?
1: no.
2: are you running windows?
1: yes.

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