computer without a condom
when you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
peter: i ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
dan: why dont you use anti virus?
peter: because it uses too much system resources and i can just format my computer anyways
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