computer witness


a particular subgenre of computer geek. someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. will often spend hours running performance tests and having “races” between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
gene longs for the good old days of the macs-vs-pcs war…those were some good times, up late with a flat of mountain dew and all his buddies racing their computers. gene is a computer witness.

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