computerphobic


a computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. they are mortified that they might push the wrong “b-tton” and blow a smoke ring.
my brother is a total computerphobic. he thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamp-rn.

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