con air

a movie starring nicholas cage that i have unintentionally seen thousands of times.

d-mn that superstation, d-mn it to h-ll!
person 1: oh, what’s that?
person 2: con air.
person 1: change it quick!
person 2: i can’t, the spirit of steve buscemi’s terrible film choices as of lately has posessed the remote control preventing me from changing it and thus subjecting me to it’s terror, again!
person 1: sh-t.
after having s-x with a girl, you write a note on her chest addressed to u.s. marshall vince larkin and throw her out of the nearest window and shout “later, pinball!”
dude i totally gave her the con-air last night after we were done. she landed on my neighbor’s cat and while the message did not attract the u.s. marshalls, i did get a visit from the local police.
1. a movie produced by jerry bruckheimer. it stars nicolas cage and john malkovich. it is about a group of prisoners who take over a plane taking them to other jails, trials, executions, etc.
2. the name of the plane carrying the prisoners in the movie con air.
1. con air stars nicolas cage as a good guy and john malkovich as a bad guy.
2. con air transports prisoners.
a not-at-all-affectionate nickname for ryanair, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.
bill: so who’re you flying with?
ted: conair.
bill: dude, why the h-ll would you do that, it’s total false economy.
ted: i know that now! i just couldn’t p-ss up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90…
the guy blows his load in the girl’s face and hair after head. then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a “blowdryer” and creating “wind” to dry her hair which is full of s-m-n.
girl don’t worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.