Concerned Patient
1. a stupid -ss online pseudonym for critics of chicago-area doctors.
2. concerned patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their partic-p-tion in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
concerned patient: thank you so much! someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!
reader # 2: yeah, right! lmf–! lmf–! lmf–!
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