Concessionalist
1.) the person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you’re ordering an item.
2.) the person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you’d like more than once.
1.) billy (customer): hey, reg! i’d like a chili cheese dog.
regina (concessionalist): a chili cheese dog? that’s odd. are you sure you don’t want a fruit salad?
billy: no. i just want a chili cheese dog.
regina: are you sure?
billy: you know what? i’ll just be back later.
2.) jessica (customer): i would like a small bag of popcorn, please.
jason (concessionalist): a bag of popcorn?
jessica: yes please.
jason: what else?
jessica: that will be all.
jason: that’s it?
jessica: yep. that’s it.
jason: are you sure you don’t want something to drink, perhaps?
jessica: no. just popcorn.
jason: and that’s all?
jessica: yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. my friend’s got some. we’ll just share.
jason: share?
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