conching
1. the act of vomiting into an open -n-s which has teeth around the outside.
2. cutting a person’s genitals off and keeping them in a sh-ll for later ingestion.
3. cutting off someone’s genital warts and sucking the juices out.
1. -blurgh- -munch, munch, munch, mmmmm- thats some good conching.
2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss’ genitals for dinner last night.
3. don’t look at me in that strange way, i’m doing you a favour.
-verb-
while sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and p-ssing.
the act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
concher
-noun-
one who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.
derived from the novel lord of the flies wherein a conch sh-ll is used to determine who is allowed to speak. as we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
“hey joe! stop conching and p-ss that!”
“this thing’s kicked! dammit chris, you conched for so long that this thing’s more beat than tina turner!”
“i like dave a lot, but i would never smoke with him. he’s a big concher. once he gets his turn in the cyph, he’ll talk until that sh-t’s gone!”
when a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, s-x etc.
not to be confused with kotching
jack: i’m conching for some food
tom: shall we go to kfc then?
richard: yeah come on i’m conching too
daniel: i’m conching for some p-ssy, it’s been like 6 months now!
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