conchita

spanish slang for “little c-nt” also used as a first name. the literal origin is “little seash-ll”(thus it’s prevalence as a given name)
miguel: i’m dumping my girlfriend — all she does is b-tch & nag at me. . .
juan: yeah, that conchita is a real conchita, eh?

a s-xy -ss motherf-cker. she’s possibly the most epic person you will ever meet.
tom: did you see conchita?
jerry: yeah, she’s amazing!
an intelligent, highly s-xual, beastly, domi/vamp, partime doc/party animal, nymphobraniac, complex, dark, intense, with the heart of a marshmallow, often attacks in dim lighting, prefer things in big sizes, coocoos when nervous, enjoy naked o’clock, statistical genius, reveal dork behavior when working, works better reading aloud, lover of monchichi, and all around good ol time!
i wanna be a “conchita” when i grow up
a man who cleans and cooks for you.
he’s a real conchita, he spent the entire morning cleaning around the house
girls who try to dress nice but they are actually really ghetto they listen to “reggaeton” they often play their selves as “fancy people” but they are not, jump and clap at almost anything, they wear flashy colors and are shy sl-ts.

they also like to take pictures of themselves on fotologs hi five and ghetto websites like those with a bra and their daisy dukes pushing their b-tts out and wearing sungl-sses at night.
jesus: she was acting all conchita about it
rubi: i know and she dresses like a real conchita too
to make a prank phone call
“what should we do tonight at our slumber party?” “let’s conchita someone!”