Concrete Baby
-noun
a structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k-l) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).
other forms:
concrete babies
concrete babe
concrete babyhood
concrete babylike
concrete babyishness
concrete babyishly
synonyms:
cholumn
chode column
fat stack
fatty beam
beam cholumn
fatty beam cholumn
engineer 1: i’ve -n-lyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.
engineer 2: oh you vacuous neophyte! concrete babies never buckle! ooowwwwwww!
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