condom baby
a condom baby is a r-t-rd whose excuse to be a f-cktard was brought about by his father -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom, the s-m-n being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the s-m-n fall in and impregnating the woman.
“no, austin isn’t inbred. he’s just a condom baby.
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