condom break
when your condom breaks during s-x…duh!
person 1: did you hear? during s-x, john and mich-lle’s condom broke. (condom break)
person 2: d-mn, they’re fked now.
when kelsey and nick are about to f-ck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are f-cking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
“f-ck! i had a condom break now i cant hit that sh-t”
denise torres
if denise’s dad’s condom didn’t break, she would never have been born!
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